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The donkey answered, "I\'ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years." And God gave him 20 years.

God created the dog and told him, "You will look after the man\'s house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you will live 25 years. You will be a DOG!"

The dog answered, "God, living 25 years is too much, give me only 10." God gave him 10 years.

God created the monkey and told him, "You will jump from branch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years."

The monkey answered, "God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." And God agreed.

Finally, God created man, and told him, "You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years."

The man answered, "God, I\'ll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, why don\'t you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused."

That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, then he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leaves home, spends 15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him, then he goes into retirement, and spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.

Isn\'t life great ????','','Jokes','General','00010','',''); prodID[11]=new product('Pretty Polly','A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he\'d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway. Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet."','','Jokes','General','00011','',''); prodID[12]=new product('Hunting','A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said "Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I\'ll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son asking "What\'s wrong? I told you to be quiet." The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said \'Should we eat them here or take them with us?\' I panicked!"','','Jokes','General','00012','',''); prodID[13]=new product('Always Read the Label','Things you should know before using these products:

ON SOME EYE DROPS prescribed by a vet for a rabbit: \'Do not use if soft contact lenses are worn!\'
ON TESCO\'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS and SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH EDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL \(A SLEEP AID\) - Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURY\'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS -Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?','','Jokes','Consumer','00013','',''); prodID[14]=new product('Printer Problems','A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."','','Jokes','IT','00014','',''); prodID[15]=new product('Mouse Mat','Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: "I\'d like a mouse mat, please." Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we\'ve got a large variety." Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"','','Jokes','IT','00015','',''); prodID[16]=new product('Internet 1','I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that start something like this: Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"','','Jokes','IT','00016','',''); prodID[17]=new product('Internet 2','Some people pay for their online services with checks made payable to "The Internet."','','Jokes','IT','00017','',''); prodID[18]=new product('Internet 3','Customer: "So that\'ll get me connected to the Internet, right?" Tech Support: "Yeah." Customer: "And that\'s the latest version of the Internet, right?" Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."','','Jokes','IT','00018','',''); prodID[19]=new product('MS Word','1. Start MS-Word
2. Type "Love her and leave her" (without the quotes)
3. Highlight, and click Tools Language Thesaurus
4. Check out what it translates to
The next one you can try is "unable to follow instructions"

Note: Make sure you are using dictionary English (United State).','','Jokes','Hidden','00019','',''); prodID[20]=new product('Stretch Marks','A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I\'m a little worried about the pain ; How much will childbirth hurt?" The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it\'s difficult to describe pain". "I know, but can\'t you give me some idea?," she asks. "Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little. "Like this "A little more "Like this?" "No. A little more..." "Like this?" "Yes. Does that hurt?" "A little bit." "Now stretch it over your head!"','','Jokes','Medical','00020','',''); prodID[21]=new product('Lazy Husband','"I\'m ashamed of the way we live," a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. "My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I\'m just so ashamed."
The husband rolled over on the couch. "You should be ashamed," he agreed. "Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a cent."','','Jokes','Relationship','00021','',''); prodID[22]=new product('?????','Al: Hey, Cal! What are you doing?
Cal: I\'m writing a letter to myself.
Al: Well, what does it say?
Cal: How should I know? I haven\'t read it yet.','','Jokes','General','00022','',''); prodID[23]=new product('Saving','Husband: Great news, darling. I\'ve finally saved enough money for us to go to Paris this year.
Wife: How wonderful! When are we leaving?
Husband: As soon as I\'ve saved enough money for the return trip.','','Jokes','Relationship','00023','',''); prodID[24]=new product('Nervous Doctor','"Why did you run out of the operating room?" a hospital administrator asked a nervous patient.
The patient replied, "Because the nurse said,\'Don\'t be so jittery,an appendectomy is a simple operation."
"So?" said the administrator "So, she was talking to the doctor!" the patient explained.','','Jokes','Medical','00024','',''); prodID[25]=new product('Dealing with Figure','Tim: What do you do fo a living?
Jim: I work with figures
Tim: Accountant?
Jim: No. Fitness instructor.','','Jokes','General','00025','',''); prodID[26]=new product('Pet','Boy: My father got me a turtle instead of a dog, and I hate it.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Do you know how long it takes me to walk my pet everyday?','','Jokes','General','00026','',''); prodID[27]=new product('Future Actor','Long on egotism but short on cash, the young actor was trying to talk his impatient landlord into waiting for the rent. "In a few years," he said, "people will point to this apartment and say \'Jones the famous actor, once lived there.\' "

"If I don\'t get my rent tonight," said the landlord, "they\'ll be able to say it tomorrow."','','Jokes','General','00027','',''); prodID[28]=new product('Coincident','Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn\'t bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I\'ll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through." He walked out the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around, and came back, explaining, "I can\'t do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress! Maybe you\'d better go talk to them." The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back and said: "Small world."','','Jokes','Relationship','00028','',''); prodID[29]=new product('New Office Rules on Cost Control','Due to the focus on expense and overtime control, it has become necessary to put into effect immediately the following rules and procedures :-

(a) Sickness
No excuse. The company will no longer accept a doctor\'s certificate as proof. If you are able to go to a doctor, you are able to attend work.

(b) Death (your own)
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we would like two weeks\' notice since we feel that it is your duty to train someone else for your job as a back-up.

(c) Death (other than your own)
This is no excuse. There is nothing you can do for them and henceforth no time will be allowed for funerals. However, in case of hardship, the company has a special scheme with the local cemetery for Friday burials, thus ensuring that no time is lost from work.

(d) Leave of absence for operation
No time off will be allowed for an operation. The company believes that as long as you are an employee, you will need all of whatever parts you already have and will not consider having any of it removed. We have engaged you for a particular job with all your parts and to have anything removed would mean that the company is getting less than what it had contracted for.

(e) Visits to the toilet
Far too much time on this particular practice. With immediate effect, all staff members will go in alphabetical order. All surnames beginning with "A" will go from 9.45 a.m. to 10.00 a.m. Those beginning with "B" will go from 10.05 a.m. to 10.20 a.m. and so on. Anyone unable to go at the designated time will have to wait until the following day for his or her turn to come around.

Definition
"Staff members" are those who have all the time in the world to read this memo but no time to work.

Top Management','','Jokes','Office','00029','',''); prodID[30]=new product('Three Samurai','Three samurai meet to decide which among them is the greatest swordsman.

The judge approached the first samurai and opened a small box. Out flew a fly. The samurai\'s sword flashed through the air and the fly fell to the ground, neatly sliced in half. "Very impressive," said the judge.

Now the judge came to the second samurai and again opened a small box. The samurai\'s sword flashed twice and the fly fell neatly cut into four parts. "Superb," exclaimed the judge!

Finally it was the third samurai\'s turn. The judge opened a third small box and a third fly buzzed out. The samurai\'s sword flashed through the air and the fly continued to buzz away. The third samurai put up his sword with a satisfied grin on his face. "But the fly still lives," observed the judge.

"True," replied the samurai, " But he will never reproduce again!"','','Jokes','General','00030','',''); prodID[31]=new product('New Priest','A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor\'s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceed to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don\'t gulp it.
2. There are 10 Commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 Diciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don\'t say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the Cross as the Big T!
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat Me".
12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as, "Mary with the Cherry".
13. The reccommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yeah God!"
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter\'s, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy\'s.','','Jokes','Religion','00031','',''); prodID[32]=new product('Section 1','-A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

-A pig\'s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

-A snail can sleep for three years.

-All polar bears are left handed.

-American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

-Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

-An ostrich\'s eye is bigger than its brain.

-Babies are born without knee caps. They don\'t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

-Butterflies taste with their feet

-Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.

-Cats urine glows under a black light.

-China have more English speakers than the United States.

-Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn\'t wear any pants.','','Jokes','Facts','00032','',''); prodID[33]=new product('Section 2','-Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

-Elephants are the only animals that can\'t jump.

-February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

-I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

-If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human\'s neck.

-If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

-If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.','','Jokes','Facts','00033','',''); prodID[34]=new product('Section 3','-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

-In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

-In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

-Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

-Michael Jordan has more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

-No word in the English language rhymes with month. ','','Jokes','Facts','00034','',''); prodID[35]=new product('Section 4','-Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

-On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

-One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 1930\'s lobbied against hemp farmers - they saw it as competition.

-Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

-ShakeSpeare invented the word \'assassination\' and \'bump\'.

-Some lions mate over 50 times a day. ','','Jokes','Facts','00035','',''); prodID[36]=new product('Section 5','-Starfish haven\'t got brains.

-Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

-The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

-The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

-The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

-The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

-The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.','','Jokes','Facts','00036','',''); prodID[37]=new product('Section 6','-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male\'s head off.

-The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

-The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

-The name Wendy was made up for the book \'Peter Pan\'.

-The Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as necessary.','','Jokes','Facts','00037','',''); prodID[38]=new product('Section 7','-When it was built in the 1940\'s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

-The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

-There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

-TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

-You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

-You can\'t kill yourself by holding your breath. ','','Jokes','Facts','00038','',''); prodID[39]=new product('Dates','When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.','','Jokes','Philosophy','00039','',''); prodID[40]=new product('Man and Woman','Men get laid, but women get screwed.','','Jokes','Philosophy','00040','',''); prodID[41]=new product('Sex1','Women need a reason to have sex-men just need a place.','','Jokes','Philosophy','00041','',''); prodID[42]=new product('Sex2','I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I\'ll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)','','Jokes','Philosophy','00042','',''); prodID[43]=new product('Sense of Humor','Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English Actress)','','Jokes','Philosophy','00043','',''); prodID[44]=new product('Woman Power','A woman\'s appetite is twice that of a man\'s;
her sexual desire, four times;
her intelligence, eight times.','','Jokes','Facts','00044','',''); prodID[45]=new product('Learning','There\'s very little advice in men\'s magazines, because men don\'t think there\'s a lot they don\'t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I\'m doing, just show me somebody naked."','','Jokes','Philosophy','00045','',''); prodID[46]=new product('Kiss','Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)','','Jokes','Philosophy','00046','',''); prodID[47]=new product('Sense of ...?','A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.','','Jokes','Philosophy','00047','',''); prodID[48]=new product('Marriage','When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.
When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.','','Jokes','Philosophy','00048','',''); prodID[49]=new product('Happy','Only two things are necessary to keep one\'s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.','','Jokes','Philosophy','00049','',''); prodID[50]=new product('Miserable','Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Carrie Snow','','Jokes','Philosophy','00050','',''); prodID[51]=new product('Question & Answer','The Lord made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question','','Jokes','Philosophy','00051','',''); prodID[51]=new product('Question & Answer','The Lord made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question','','Jokes','Philosophy','00051','',''); prodID[52]=new product('Flight Simulator','A hidden but incredible work has been done by Microsoft Excel\'s software development team! You won\'t be able to get to know this capability of MS Excel in manuals. Check it out yourself...

It\'s true, it works. That\'s why MS programs are so bloody big. Believe it or not there is a 3D flight simulator in Excel 97. Apparently, the constant rain in Redmond has driven Bill\'s engineers to obsessive flights of fancy. Below are instructions on how to access a little flight simulator that was inexplicably hidden by precipitation maddened programmers deep inside Excel 97.

1) In Excel 97 open a new blank work sheet.
2) Press F5 and type X97:L97 in the reference box, then click OK.
3) Now hit the tab key (you should be in cell M97)
4) Press \'Ctrl\' and \'Shift\' while clicking once on the \'Chart Wizard\' icon.
After a few moments, you should be flying. Steer with the mouse, right button - decelerate, left - accelerate, and look for the monolith with the programmer credits.

Exit by pressing Crtl + Shift + Esc.

Enjoy your flight!','','Jokes','Hidden','00052','',''); function MM_timelinePlay(tmLnName, myID) { //v1.2 //Copyright 1997 Macromedia, Inc. All rights reserved. var i,j,tmLn,props,keyFrm,sprite,numKeyFr,firstKeyFr,propNum,theObj,firstTime=false; if (document.MM_Time == null) MM_initTimelines(); //if *very* 1st time tmLn = document.MM_Time[tmLnName]; if (myID == null) { myID = ++tmLn.ID; firstTime=true;}//if new call, incr ID if (myID == tmLn.ID) { //if Im newest setTimeout('MM_timelinePlay("'+tmLnName+'",'+myID+')',tmLn.delay); fNew = ++tmLn.curFrame; for (i=0; i= firstKeyFr && fNew <= sprite.keyFrames[numKeyFr-1]) {//in range keyFrm=1; for (j=0; j=sprite.keyFrames[keyFrm]) keyFrm++; if (firstTime || fNew==sprite.keyFrames[keyFrm-1]) { if (props.prop2 == null) sprite.obj[props.prop] = props[keyFrm-1]; else sprite.obj[props.prop2][props.prop] = props[keyFrm-1]; } } } } } } else if (sprite.charAt(0)=='b' && fNew == sprite.frame) eval(sprite.value); if (fNew > tmLn.lastFrame) tmLn.ID = 0; } } } function MM_timelineGoto(tmLnName, fNew, numGotos) { //v2.0 //Copyright 1997 Macromedia, Inc. All rights reserved. var i,j,tmLn,props,keyFrm,sprite,numKeyFr,firstKeyFr,lastKeyFr,propNum,theObj; if (document.MM_Time == null) MM_initTimelines(); //if *very* 1st time tmLn = document.MM_Time[tmLnName]; if (numGotos != null) if (tmLn.gotoCount == null) tmLn.gotoCount = 1; else if (tmLn.gotoCount++ >= numGotos) {tmLn.gotoCount=0; return} jmpFwd = (fNew > tmLn.curFrame); for (i = 0; i < tmLn.length; i++) { sprite = (jmpFwd)? tmLn[i] : tmLn[(tmLn.length-1)-i]; //count bkwds if jumping back if (sprite.charAt(0) == "s") { numKeyFr = sprite.keyFrames.length; firstKeyFr = sprite.keyFrames[0]; lastKeyFr = sprite.keyFrames[numKeyFr - 1]; if ((jmpFwd && fNew=sprite.keyFrames[keyFrm]; keyFrm++); for (j=0; j

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